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UPWEAZ PHATION sells premium branded wear, shirts, polos, caps, shoes, trousers, towels, in any colour and any size, with your logo on it. BBR COMFORT rents the G 63, the Range Rover Autobiography and the Rolls-Royce Ghost, chauffeured or self-drive. BNEW CUT is a salon and grooming lounge: private room, your own barber, a fresh blade, espresso. TW ABS FX is a quiet 24 hour floor for remote workers and forex traders, on two fibre carriers and a 40kVA inverter bank. One free account books all four, in Naira or USDT.

Free to open, and we ask for no payment details. Nothing is charged until the desk confirms your booking.

  • Running since 2019, 9,400+ members served
  • 48+ cars in the fleet, 10 cities on the map
  • 99.98% floor uptime over twelve months
  • 4.96 average rating, Naira or USDT only

Four services, one account

Branded wear, exotic cars, the grooming lounge, the trading floor

Every piece, price and package is here to read without signing up. Only the booking itself needs an account, because a booking needs somewhere to live.

64+ colours in stock

Branded wear, any colour

UPWEAZ PHATION

Pick the piece, name the colour, give us your size. Shirts, polos, six-panel caps, trousers, towels and leather shoes in 64+ stocked colours or dyed to a code you send, sizes XS to 5XL and waist 28 to 48. Choose the fabric and the weight, or the grade you want us to hit, then put your logo, crest or initials on any of it. Show us a piece you like and we will match it or better it.

  • Any colour, matched to your code
  • XS to 5XL, waist 28 to 48
  • Your fabric and weight, or ours
  • Your logo on 1 piece or more...
Turnaround
Stock colours ship in 48 hours, custom dyes in 5 days
Availability
Port Harcourt showroom, fittings in Lagos, Abuja and Uyo, ships worldwide

From ₦18,000 / 11 USDT per piece

Browse the catalogue and prices
Convoys on 24h notice

Chauffeured or self-drive

BBR COMFORT

48+ cars, serviced and garaged in Port Harcourt: Mercedes G 63 AMG, Range Rover Autobiography, Rolls-Royce Ghost, Porsche 911, Lamborghini Urus, Toyota Land Cruiser for upcountry, Mercedes E-Class and BMW 5 Series for board work. Drive it yourself or ride behind dark glass, and it reaches you washed, fuelled and insured at the hour you named. Then pick the crew, which is what the tier buys: a vetted chauffeur on Standard, security and a named coordinator on Premium, wine on ice and open special requests on "You Know" - VIP, and a three-car convoy with a protocol officer above that.

  • 48+ cars, G 63 to Rolls-Royce Ghost
  • At your gate 10 minutes early
  • Chauffeurs record-checked 5 years
  • Full tank, 300km, cover included
Turnaround
Confirmed in 2 working hours, at your door in 24
Availability
Port Harcourt, Lagos, Abuja and Uyo, concierge in six more cities

From ₦180,000 / 109 USDT per day

See who arrives at each tier
A sealed blade every time

Salon and grooming lounge

BNEW CUT

We keep a record of your head: guard numbers, part side, the cowlick behind your left ear, where the neckline finishes. The barber who takes you reads it before you sit down, so you brief us once and never again. A cut runs forty minutes on the open floor. From Premium up it is the same barber every time, across ninety minutes, with beard work on a mapped jaw and a hot towel shave finished with a straight razor. Private rooms open at "You Know" - VIP. Or the chair comes to your office.

  • Nobody asks you twice
  • Your own barber from Premium up
  • The league on the wall, Zobo on ice
  • 97% of chairs start within 5 min
Turnaround
40 to 150 minutes, same-day rooms most weekdays
Availability
Two Port Harcourt lounges, mobile across Rivers State, nine more cities

From ₦18,000 / 11 USDT per session

What each tier includes
Open 24/7

Quiet floor, hard power

TW ABS FX

A quiet floor in Port Harcourt for people whose income depends on staying online. Two fibre carriers fail over in under two seconds and a 40kVA inverter bank catches every socket the moment the grid drops. Twelve months of logs put this floor at 99.98%. Remote workers get one of six acoustic pods, a standing desk, a phone booth that seals and a locker. Traders get two or three screens on a wired line and a fob that works at 3am. Take a day pass, a month, or a private office.

  • 99.98% uptime, twelve months
  • Two ISPs with automatic failover
  • 40kVA inverter, generator behind it
  • Six soundproofed focus pods
Turnaround
Day pass today, trading desk cabled in 48 hours
Availability
One Port Harcourt floor open 24/7, and a vetted desk sourced in Accra

From ₦12,000 / 7 USDT per day

Desks, plans and day rates

By the numbers

The work since 2019

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    Members served

    Branded wear orders, bespoke commissions, car hires, cuts and desks booked across the four services since 2019.

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    Cars in the fleet

    Rolls-Royce Ghost, Mercedes G 63 AMG, Range Rover Autobiography, Porsche 911, Lamborghini Urus, Land Cruisers and executive saloons, all garaged and serviced in Port Harcourt.

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    Workspace uptime

    TW ABS FX runs two ISPs with automatic failover, a 40kVA inverter bank and a standby generator. Traders finish the session they started.

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    Average member rating

    Scored by members after every completed booking across all four services.

How you pay

Naira or USDT. Those are the only two.

Every service, every booking, every membership. No cards, no other currency. Nothing is charged when you request something: the desk confirms the figure first, then tells you where to send it.

Naira

Bank transfer to our corporate account. Details arrive with your confirmation, never before.

USDT

TRC20 or ERC20. We send a fresh deposit address once the desk confirms, and only then.

Prices are set in Naira. USDT is worked out at ₦1,650 to 1 USDT, so ₦165,000 is 100 USDT. Confirmed with you before anything moves.

We never send a wallet address you did not ask for. If one arrives, it is not us.

UPWEAZ PHATION

01Branded Wear, Made to Your Spec

64+ colours in stock

Branded wear, any colour

Any colour, any size, any fabric, your logo on it.

UPWEAZ PHATION runs on one rule: you name the colour, you name the size, we make it. Shirts, polos, six-panel caps, twill trousers, towels and leather shoes, cut from cloth that is named and weighed on your ticket, and marked with your logo by embroidery, screen print, DTF transfer or a woven label. One piece is a real order, a five-hundred-name staff floor is a normal week, and the made-to-measure bench is there for anyone who wants a garment built to one body. The catalogue below is the whole book.

  • Any colour, matched to your code
  • XS to 5XL, waist 28 to 48
  • Your fabric and weight, or ours
  • Your logo on 1 piece or more...
  • Out of Port Harcourt in 48 hours
  • Special requests, just ask
Turnaround
Stock colours ship in 48 hours, custom dyes in 5 days
Where
Port Harcourt showroom, fittings in Lagos, Abuja and Uyo, ships worldwide
Browse the catalogue and prices

Branded Wear, Made to Your Spec

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    Colours in stock, any colour dyed to order

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    Sizes: XS to 5XL, waist 28 to 48, shoe 39 to 47

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    Pieces delivered since 2019

  • You name the colour, we make it in that colour

    Sixty-four colours sit on the shelf and ship at any quantity, one piece included. Outside that shelf, send a hex code, a Pantone number, or a photograph of the thing you want matched, and we dye the fabric to it. You approve a dyed swatch before cutting starts, and a matched colour adds five working days.

  • Every size, including the ones others stop making

    XS to 5XL on tops, waist 28 to 48 on trousers, shoe EU 39 to 47, and we restock the big and the small ends instead of letting them lapse. If your number is not on the list, send chest, waist, hip and inside leg and we grade the pattern to you for ₦6,500 on the piece. That pattern is then kept on file, so a second order in your size needs no measuring.

  • Fabric we can name and weigh

    240gsm Egyptian-cotton poplin on the shirts, 220gsm combed pique on the polos, 320gsm brushed twill on the trousers, 600gsm combed-cotton towelling, full-grain leather on the shoes. Everything is pre-shrunk and reactive-dyed, so a black polo is still black after forty industrial washes, and the weight is printed on the ticket so you can hold us to it.

  • Embroidery, print, or a woven label in the nape

    Embroidery up to 12,000 stitches for logos that survive commercial laundry, screen print for flat colour across long runs, DTF transfer for photographic artwork, heat seal for names and squad numbers, and woven labels sewn into the nape. Up to three placements per garment, and we tell you which method suits your artwork, including the times the cheapest one is also the right one.

  • Made-to-measure, for a pattern of your own

    Thirty-one measurements taken standing, seated and mid-stride, filed under your name, cut once into a paper pattern nobody else uses. Chest canvas pad-stitched by hand over three days, cloth from mills in Biella, Huddersfield and Abeokuta, hand-woven aso-oke and adire bought direct from weavers in Iseyin and Ijebu. Suits, kaftans, senator sets and full ceremonial agbada.

  • Stock colours leave Port Harcourt in 48 hours

    Order online or on WhatsApp, pay in Naira or USDT, and stock-colour pieces leave within 48 hours of payment clearing. Fourteen days to exchange a size or a colour, courier covered inside Nigeria, and we ship to over 60 countries with duties quoted before you pay. Your sizes and your artwork stay on file.

Show us a piece you like, and we will match it or better it.

UPWEAZ PHATION

Packages

From ₦18,000 / 11 USDT per piece

Single Pieces

The colour and the size you name, with no minimum order.

₦18,000per piece11 USDT, approximately, on the USDT rail
  • No minimum at all. One cap or one shirt is a real order
  • Mix pieces, colours and sizes in one order and we pack it together
  • Every item priced per piece on the line sheet in the catalogue above
  • Any size: XS to 5XL, waist 28 to 48, shoe EU 39 to 47, or your measurements
  • Fabric weight and mill named on every ticket before you pay
  • Add embroidery, print or a three-letter monogram from ₦4,500 a piece
  • No minimum order, no queue, buy one cap on its own if that is all you want
  • Each piece leaves the Port Harcourt workroom inside 48 hours

Two-Piece Set

The shirt and the trousers, matched on the colour you choose.

₦96,000per set58 USDT, approximately, on the USDT rail
  • Signature shirt plus matched twill trousers in any colour you name
  • Both pieces cut from one cloth run, so the match is exact
  • Saves ₦10,000 against buying the shirt and the trousers apart
  • Each piece sized on its own, so a large shirt can meet waist 34
  • Make it a three-piece with a matched six-panel cap for ₦14,000 more
  • Free three-letter monogram embroidered inside the placket
  • 14-day size or colour exchange on either piece, courier covered in Nigeria
  • Dispatched from Port Harcourt within 48 hours of payment clearing

The Company Order

Your logo on the whole payroll, priced before we start.

₦160,000per order, from 50 pieces97 USDT, approximately, on the USDT rail
  • ₦35,000 artwork setup, then ₦2,500 a piece decorated, 50-piece minimum
  • Packed and labelled by name from one size list you send us once
  • Up to three placements from left chest, full back, sleeve, nape or hem
  • Digital proof plus one sample on the real garment before production runs
  • Garments from our stock in your company colour and every size you need
  • Or send us your own garments and we decorate what arrives
  • Per-unit rate steps down at 250, 500 and 1,000 pieces, quoted in writing
  • Packed and labelled by department, staff name or squad number
  • 7 to 12 working days, or 5 days on rush for events and campaigns

The Commission

One garment cut from your own pattern, so you can judge the bench.

₦185,000per commission112 USDT, approximately, on the USDT rail
  • 90-minute consultation and cloth selection with our head stylist
  • Your measurements taken and archived under your name
  • One garment: jacket, kaftan, senator set, agbada top or trousers
  • Choice of 40 stocked cloths, tropical wool included for Delta heat
  • Hand-stitched chest canvas, hand-worked buttonholes, your name inside
  • Two fittings and a final press, 11 to 18 days, or 6 days on rush
  • Step up to a ceremonial set or a full wardrobe build at any point

The Ceremonial Set

Most chosen

Agbada, aso-oke, the whole silhouette, cut for the day you are the reason people came.

₦420,000per set255 USDT, approximately, on the USDT rail
  • Four pieces: agbada, buba, sokoto and a matched fila, cut as one silhouette
  • Aso-oke woven to your colourway on the Iseyin looms, 6 to 8 weeks lead
  • Or Swiss voile, guinea brocade and damask from stock for a shorter run
  • Hand-worked neckline and sleeve embroidery, your motif drawn before we cut
  • Colour matched to the aso-ebi so the family reads as one party
  • Three fittings, the last one seven days out, plus a steam on the morning
  • Beads, agbada slippers and a cane sourced on request and quoted separately
  • 18 to 28 days on stock cloth, longer if the loom is weaving for you

The Wardrobe Build

A season dressed on purpose, planned once instead of panicked six times.

₦950,000per build576 USDT, approximately, on the USDT rail
  • Six garments planned as one wardrobe, not six unrelated commissions
  • Half-day session mapping your calendar: boardroom, ceremony, travel, weekend
  • Typically two suits, one agbada or kaftan set, two shirts and a jacket
  • Cloth reserved in your name at the start, so one bolt runs the whole build
  • Priority bench time, so a rush on one piece does not push the others back
  • Measurements re-taken at the start and again at the halfway fitting
  • Free alterations on every piece for twelve months, weight changes included
  • Cotton garment bags and a printed wardrobe sheet listing every cloth used

The catalogue

Every piece, priced

The reference behind every package: what a single piece costs, the colours we hold, the sizes we cut and the cloth we cut them from. There is no minimum, so one shirt is a real order.

Plate 01

The line sheet

Price per piece, in Naira and in USDT at the reference rate
PieceNaira
Six-panel cap18,000
Cotton towel22,000
Shirt28,000 to 68,000
Polo34,000
Twill trousers38,000
Leather shoes95,000 to 265,000

Every price settles in Naira or USDT, converted at 1,650 Naira to 1 USDT.

Everything above is priced per piece. Sets, company orders, commissions, the ceremonial four-piece and full wardrobe builds are priced as packages below.

Plate 02

The colour card

  • Ink
  • Optic
  • Navy
  • Burgundy
  • Rust
  • Royal
  • Bottle
  • Sand
  • Charcoal
  • Terracotta
  • Ochre
  • Ash
  • Cream
  • Aubergine

A selection. 64+ shades sit on the shelf and ship at any quantity, one piece included.

Off the card

  • A hex code#6E0F2A
  • A Pantone referencePantone 7421 C
  • A swatch posted to usAnything you already own

You approve a dyed swatch before cutting starts. A matched colour adds five working days.

Plate 03

The size run

Tops
XSSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Waist
2830323436384042444648
Shoe, EU
394041424344454647

We carry the sizes other sellers quietly stop making. Caps and towels are one size, and a team order is packed and labelled by name.

Plate 04

Cloth specification

  • Egyptian-cotton poplin240gsmShirts
  • Cotton pique220gsmPolos
  • Brushed twill320gsmTrousers
  • Combed-cotton towelling600gsmTowels
  • Full-grain leatherGrade AShoes

Reactive-dyed to hold colour past forty washes. The cloth and its weight are printed on your ticket.

Plate 05

Marking

  • EmbroideryRaised thread, up to fifteen colours
  • Screen printFlat colour, best on a long run
  • DTF transferPhotographic artwork and gradients
  • Woven labelSewn into the nape

From a single three-letter monogram to a five-hundred-name staff order. Send artwork as AI, EPS, PDF or PNG at 300dpi, and you approve a proof and a sample before anything runs.

Built from scratch

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Measurements per garment

The bench takes them once at the Port Harcourt workroom, or on a fitting day in Lagos, Abuja or Uyo, then keeps your pattern so a second garment needs no measuring.

BBR COMFORT

02Exotic & Premium Car Rental

Convoys on 24h notice

Chauffeured or self-drive

A G 63 at your gate, ten minutes early.

Every car in the fleet is serviced on a 5,000km cycle, tracked, detailed, fuelled and insured before it moves, so the only paperwork on the day is your signature. Name the model and the hour: a G 63 AMG for the city, a Range Rover Autobiography for a client run, a Rolls-Royce Ghost for the aisle, a Porsche 911 or a Lamborghini Urus for the shoot, a Land Cruiser for Bonny Road, or an E-Class for a straight day of meetings. What changes with your tier is who arrives with it, from a single vetted chauffeur up to a three-car convoy with a protocol officer walking you through every door. From Premium upward the coordinator is a named person who stays yours for every hour of the booking, and at "You Know" - V-VIP they are reachable around the clock.

  • 48+ cars, G 63 to Rolls-Royce Ghost
  • At your gate 10 minutes early
  • Chauffeurs record-checked 5 years
  • Full tank, 300km, cover included
  • Security operative from Premium
  • Convoy of 3, protocol officer
Turnaround
Confirmed in 2 working hours, at your door in 24
Where
Port Harcourt, Lagos, Abuja and Uyo, concierge in six more cities
See who arrives at each tier

Exotic & Premium Car Rental

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    Cars in the fleet

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    Bookings fulfilled since 2019

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    Kilometres driven for members

  • The car comes to you

    Send an address and an hour. The car is on your street ten minutes early with a full tank, a cleaned cabin and every form already signed on our side, so there is no depot to visit and no counter to queue at. Handover takes four minutes: check the car over with the driver who brought it, initial the handover sheet, and the day is yours. Delivery is free inside Port Harcourt and quoted flat in Lagos, Abuja and Uyo before you commit.

  • Chauffeurs, not gig drivers

    Every chauffeur is salaried, uniformed, cleared through a five-year record check and certified in defensive driving. Each one sits a route exam on Port Harcourt, the East-West axis and Bonny Road before he carries a member, and each one holds the door, loads the boot and says nothing afterwards about where you went.

  • Cover already in force

    Comprehensive insurance and third-party liability are live before the key changes hands, with the self-drive excess capped at ₦350,000 and no excess at all on a chauffeured booking. Every car carries a tracker and a dashcam, so a scratch is a matter of record: we match the timestamped footage to your handover sheet and put the decision in writing the same day.

  • Cars leave full and come back full

    No fuel surcharge gets invented after you return. Every car leaves the bay full and comes back topped up by us, so you never queue at a pump on our time. The daily allowance is 300km inside Port Harcourt and 500km on an upcountry run, and extra distance is quoted in writing at ₦450 a kilometre before you sign. A day that runs past midnight stays one day until 6am.

  • Arrivals, tracked to the minute

    We track your inbound flight and move the pickup with it, so a late landing costs you nothing and a diversion is re-planned before anything is charged. The plate number and your driver's photo reach your phone before you land, and the chauffeur waits inside Port Harcourt International Airport with a name board, chilled water and a car sized for your cases. Waiting is free for ninety minutes from wheels down.

  • Aisles, convoys and film sets

    A Ghost dressed in your colours for the bride, three matched black G 63s moving as one convoy, or a camera car with a driver who holds 40km/h steady through a tracking shot. We build the church timing sheet with your planner seven days out and park a standby car fifteen minutes from the venue.

The car is on your street ten minutes before you asked for it. Tank full, cabin cold.

BBR COMFORT

Packages

From ₦180,000 / 109 USDT per day

Keys In Hand

You drive. It arrives washed, fuelled and insured.

₦180,000per day109 USDT, approximately, on the USDT rail
  • Choice of premium SUV or executive saloon, same class or better guaranteed
  • Delivery and collection anywhere inside Port Harcourt
  • Full tank on handover, 300km of daily mileage
  • Comprehensive cover with the excess capped at ₦350,000
  • Roadside support line open around the clock
  • One-time licence verification, then instant rebooking for life

Chauffeured Day

Most chosen

A G 63 or a Range Rover, and a driver who knows the route.

Rate set by your tier
from ₦180,000 / 109 USDT per day

  • G 63 AMG, Range Rover Autobiography or Porsche 911 class
  • Fuel, tolls and parking covered inside the city
  • Airport meet and greet with live flight tracking
  • Chilled water, cold towels and phone charging in the cabin
  • Route planned and confirmed with you the evening before
  • Crew set by your service tier, from one driver up to a convoy
  • Overtime billed by the hour at a rate agreed before you sign

The Wedding Fleet

A Ghost for the bride, and the convoy behind it.

₦1,250,000per day758 USDT, approximately, on the USDT rail
  • Rolls-Royce Ghost dressed in your colours for the bride
  • Three matched black G 63 AMGs for family and entourage
  • Two Land Cruisers for gifts, logistics and the aso-ebi crowd
  • Lead chauffeur holding the convoy together on radio
  • Timing sheet built with your planner seven days out
  • Full detail and ribbon dressing on the morning itself
  • Standby car parked fifteen minutes from the venue

Seven-Day Retainer

Same car, same driver, seven days, 2,500km.

₦2,450,000per week1,485 USDT, approximately, on the USDT rail
  • Same vehicle and same chauffeur for seven straight days
  • Twelve hours a day, arranged around your diary
  • 2,500km weekly mileage across Rivers and neighbouring states
  • Fuel, servicing and a mid-week detail included
  • One free class swap during the week, no questions
  • Priority release in December and across public holidays

Service tiers

Same car. Very different day.

The tier is separate from what you book. It sets who arrives with you and how you are looked after, from a single driver up to a full convoy.

Standard

One vetted chauffeur drives you for ten hours, and cover is already in force.

₦180,000per day109 USDT, approximately, on the USDT rail
  • 1 driver
  • 10-hour day
  • Cover included
  • One vetted chauffeur for a ten-hour day
  • Five-year record check and defensive driving certification on file
  • Comprehensive cover and third-party liability already in force
  • Fuel covered inside Port Harcourt city limits
  • Stops as your day needs them, inside one continuous block
  • Car detailed, fuelled and at your gate ten minutes early
  • Support line open for the length of the booking

Site visits, a day of meetings, and a clean airport run.

Premium

Most chosen

A driver and an operative. Twelve hours, one number.

₦450,000per day273 USDT, approximately, on the USDT rail
  • 1 driver
  • 1 security operative
  • 12-hour day
  • Named coordinator
  • One vetted chauffeur and one licensed security operative
  • Twelve-hour day, split however your diary needs it
  • Fast-track at Port Harcourt International Airport, trolley and name board handled
  • Route driven in advance, with a second line held for traffic
  • Chilled water, cold towels and phone charging in the cabin
  • A named coordinator on call from first pickup to last drop
  • One vehicle swap allowed mid-day, same class or better

Executives, deal weeks, and family flying in from abroad.

"You Know" - VIP

Driver, operative, wine on ice, and a coordinator holding the night.

₦850,000per day515 USDT, approximately, on the USDT rail
  • 1 driver
  • 1 security operative
  • Fine wine
  • Special requests
  • One chauffeur, one licensed security operative, and a bottle of fine wine on ice
  • Privacy glass, and a cabin nobody photographs into
  • Sixteen-hour day, or overnight standby with the crew close by
  • Lead car option, briefed and moving ahead of you
  • A dedicated coordinator holding your itinerary hour by hour
  • Restaurant and hotel desk at your disposal, tables and rooms held in your name
  • Discreet arrival and departure, side entrances agreed with the venue first
  • Special requests open, from extended detail to a photographer for the day

Chairmen, brides, visiting principals, and nights that need dark glass.

"You Know" - V-VIP

Three cars move as one, and a protocol officer walks you through every door.

₦1,850,000per day1,121 USDT, approximately, on the USDT rail
  • Convoy of 3
  • 2 operatives + lead
  • Protocol officer
  • All requests open
  • Full convoy of three: lead vehicle, principal car, follow vehicle
  • Two licensed security operatives plus a detail lead in command
  • A dedicated protocol officer walking you through every door
  • Fine wine and a refreshment selection built to your own list
  • Coordinator reachable 24/7 for the length of the booking
  • Private terminal and tarmac transfer wherever the airport permits it
  • Crowd and media handling, closed-set discretion, confidentiality undertaking signed by every crew member
  • Venue advance and route recce the day before, with a backup vehicle shadowing the convoy

Anyone who draws a crowd at the airport.

Special requests

Ask for the awkward things

Added to a booking rather than bought separately. Our desk confirms what each one costs before anything is committed.

  • Hotel reservation held

    Give us the city and the nights. We hold the room and put the confirmation number in your booking.

    Every tierOn request

  • Airport protocol and fast-track

    A protocol officer walks your party through immigration and baggage and hands you to your chauffeur at the kerb. Domestic and international, arrivals or departures.

    Premium and "You Know" - VIP and "You Know" - V-VIP onlyIncluded from Premium

  • Event staffing and protocol

    Contracted professional hostesses, ushers and protocol officers for launches, weddings and visiting delegations, plus models for shoots and brand activations. Briefed, uniformed and booked by the day.

    Every tierQuoted per booking

  • Restaurant reservation

    We know the maitre d' in most rooms in Port Harcourt and a few in Lagos and Abuja. Tell us the allergies and where you want to sit.

    Every tierOn request

  • Extended security detail

    Additional licensed operatives beyond your tier, with a detail lead running the brief. Residence and venue standby, close protection on foot, and a written threat and route assessment the day before.

    "You Know" - VIP and "You Know" - V-VIP onlyQuoted per booking

  • Lead and follow convoy

    A lead car clearing the route ahead and a follow car holding the rear, both on radio with your principal driver. Add a backup vehicle shadowing the convoy for long upcountry legs.

    "You Know" - VIP and "You Know" - V-VIP onlyQuoted per booking

  • Fine wine and refreshments

    A chilled bottle in the cabin, or your own list run for you. Non-alcoholic selections are stocked to the same standard.

    "You Know" - VIP and "You Know" - V-VIP onlyIncluded

  • Photographer or videographer

    A shooter riding with the convoy for the day, covering arrivals, the aisle or the activation. Edited stills within 48 hours and a cut reel within five days, delivered to you and nobody else.

    Every tierQuoted per booking

Pick these while you book. The booking form only offers what your chosen tier can actually have, so nothing is promised that we cannot deliver.

BNEW CUT

03Hair Salon & Executive Grooming

A sealed blade every time

Salon and grooming lounge

A barber who reads your file before you sit down.

Most men take whoever is free and hope. BNEW CUT writes your head down on the first visit and reads it back on every one after: your guard numbers, your part side, the cowlick behind your left ear, how short you take the temples, how you want the neckline finished. That record travels with the chair, so nobody starts over. From Premium up the barber reading it is the same one every time, held by name, and from "You Know" - VIP you take it in a private room with the door closed. Or you skip the drive and we bring the folding chair, the steamer and the vacuum to your living room, your boardroom or your hotel floor. The work runs from a forty minute cut with a razor-finished neckline through beard architecture, hot towel straight-razor shaves, scalp and hairline therapy, grey blending and softening, and a kid's first cut on a Saturday. Every blade comes out of a sealed sachet at your chair and goes into the sharps bin when you stand up. Slots are held rather than sold twice, so 97% of chairs begin within five minutes of the time on your confirmation.

  • Nobody asks you twice
  • Your own barber from Premium up
  • The league on the wall, Zobo on ice
  • 97% of chairs start within 5 min
  • Sealed blade opened at your chair
  • Mobile to home, office or hotel
Turnaround
40 to 150 minutes, same-day rooms most weekdays
Where
Two Port Harcourt lounges, mobile across Rivers State, nine more cities
What each tier includes

Hair Salon & Executive Grooming

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    Cuts logged since 2019

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    Barbers on the floor, one is yours

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    Appointments started on time

  • We write it down so you say it once

    We write it down on visit one: guard numbers, part side, neckline shape, how short you take the temples and which way the crown grows. Whichever barber has the chair reads it before you sit down, so the third cut is better than the first because nobody starts over. On Standard that is the next free barber working from your record. From Premium up it is the same barber every time, held by name, so the reading stops being necessary at all.

  • Beard architecture, mapped to your jaw

    We set the cheek line and balance the moustache against the chin before a single hair comes off, then cut the edges with a straight razor rather than a trimmer, which is why the line holds instead of blurring after four days. Patchy corners get a growth plan you can follow at home with the oil we send you out with, and the shape still reads clean at week three.

  • Scalp, hairline and greying

    Harmattan flaking, tender razor bumps, corners creeping back. We steam, exfoliate and treat with a menthol tonic, then tell you which of it was the weather and which was the product you have been using. The grey strategy is agreed out loud before anything is mixed: full coverage, salt-and-pepper softening, or leave it and sharpen everything around it.

  • Sealed blades, opened at your chair

    Every straight-razor blade and every foil comes out of its sachet in front of you, never from a drawer. Clippers are stripped, brushed and sprayed between clients, combs sit in fresh solution, capes and towels are laundered after one use, and the sharps bin stands where you can watch it fill. Ask to see any of it mid-cut and the answer is yes.

  • We hold the hour you booked

    Two lounges, and four private rooms between them once you are on "You Know" - VIP, one client to a room with the door shut so you can take the call you cannot miss. On the open floor the chair still reclines and the league is still on the wall. Either way your slot is held rather than sold twice, and the hour you set aside is the hour it takes.

  • We bring the chair to your address

    Home, office, hotel or set. The barber arrives inside the window you chose with the folding chair, the steamer, the sheeting and the vacuum, sets up in a corner you point at, and leaves it the way he found it. Forty minutes for one head, and you will not find a clipping. Four hours notice books it, or twenty-four if you need him outside lounge hours. "You Know" - VIP includes one visit a session.

Forty minutes in that chair, and you stop thinking about your hair for three weeks.

BNEW CUT

Packages

From ₦18,000 / 11 USDT per session

The Executive Cut

Forty minutes. Sharp for three weeks.

Rate set by your tier
from ₦18,000 / 11 USDT per session

  • Consultation and clipper-guard mapping on your first visit
  • Machine and scissor cut, razor-finished neckline and edges
  • Beard trim, cheek line and moustache balance
  • Sealed blade opened at your chair, clippers sprayed between clients
  • Your guard numbers and preferences saved to your file

The Ember Ritual

Most chosen

Ninety minutes: hot towel shave, scalp steam, cold towel.

₦45,000per session27 USDT, approximately, on the USDT rail
  • Everything in The Executive Cut, taken slower over ninety minutes
  • Full straight-razor hot-towel shave, or a full beard sculpt
  • Scalp steam, exfoliation and a menthol tonic massage
  • Face cleanse, black-soap scrub and a cold-towel finish
  • Nose and ear detailing, brow tidy, hand and nail buff
  • Greying consultation: full coverage, softening, or sharpen around it
  • Same-week rebooking with your barber, held by name

The Full Restoration

Two and a half hours. Camera-ready when you stand up.

₦95,000per session58 USDT, approximately, on the USDT rail
  • Everything in The Ember Ritual, across two and a half hours
  • Hairline and density assessment with a twelve-week home plan
  • Deep scalp therapy for harmattan flaking and razor bumps
  • Colour work: grey blending, beard tint or a full reshape
  • Two barbers working on you at once when the clock is tight
  • Private room, door closed, drinks service throughout
  • Front, side and back photographs of the finish, filed for next time

The Standing Chair

Unlimited cuts. Come every week if you like.

₦150,000per month91 USDT, approximately, on the USDT rail
  • Unlimited cuts, beard trims and line-ups at the lounge, no cap
  • One Ember Ritual included every month
  • A standing weekly slot with your barber, same day, same time
  • Two mobile visits a month inside Port Harcourt at no extra charge
  • Kids' first cuts and household cuts on Saturdays at ₦9,000
  • A text line straight to your barber for same-day gaps
  • Pause any month you travel, no charge, your slot kept

Service tiers

Same chair. Very different day.

The tier is separate from what you book. It sets who arrives with you and how you are looked after, from a single driver up to a full convoy.

Standard

The next free chair, forty minutes, work that holds.

₦18,000per session11 USDT, approximately, on the USDT rail
  • 40 minutes in the chair
  • Open floor, no private room
  • Sealed blade, opened for you
  • Open floor at the GRA Phase 2 or Trans Amadi lounge, no private room
  • Next available barber, forty minutes in the chair
  • Machine and scissor cut with a razor-finished neckline
  • Chilled water or Zobo while you wait
  • Guard numbers logged to your file for next time
  • Same-day slots most weekdays, booked from your portal

A clean cut on a normal week, no ceremony attached.

Premium

Most chosen

Your barber, your file, ninety minutes, espresso.

₦45,000per session27 USDT, approximately, on the USDT rail
  • Your own barber
  • 90 minutes, priority slot
  • Hot towel and beard work
  • Everything on Standard, unhurried across ninety minutes
  • A named barber who keeps your file, your part and your guard numbers
  • Priority slot inside a thirty-minute window you choose
  • Beard sculpt, cheek line and moustache balance included
  • Hot towel, cooling tonic and a light matte finish
  • Espresso or a chilled Zobo, brought to the chair
  • Same-week rebooking with the same barber, held by name

Men who want the same hands on their head every three weeks.

"You Know" - VIP

A closed door, a blocked diary, and nobody rushing you.

₦95,000per session58 USDT, approximately, on the USDT rail
  • A room to yourself
  • Full ritual, 150 minutes
  • 1 mobile visit included
  • Drinks service
  • Everything on Premium, in a private room with the door closed
  • Your barber blocked out for the full session, no other client
  • Full ritual: scalp steam, straight-razor shave, face cleanse, cold towel
  • Nose, ear and brow detailing, hand and nail buff
  • Drinks service: espresso, chilled Zobo, or something stronger on request
  • Mobile visit to your home, office or hotel anywhere in Port Harcourt
  • Two-hour arrival window you pick, confirmed the night before

Executives, grooms, and anyone who takes calls mid-cut.

"You Know" - V-VIP

Call time is the only clock that matters.

₦250,000per session152 USDT, approximately, on the USDT rail
  • Barber travels to you
  • Up to 8 heads groomed
  • Overnight and 4am slots
  • Grooming kit to take home
  • Your barber travels to you anywhere in the city, at any hour
  • Out-of-hours and overnight slots, 4am call times included
  • Event-day standby: your barber on site through the shoot or the wedding
  • Whole-team grooming, up to eight heads before cameras roll
  • Signed confidentiality undertaking before anyone enters the room
  • Camera-ready finish: line-up, matte product, no shine under lights
  • A grooming kit left with you: trimmer, edge balm, tonic, brush and comb
  • One number that reaches your barber directly, never a front desk

Artists and talent with a call time to hit.

Special requests

Ask for the awkward things

Added to a booking rather than bought separately. Our desk confirms what each one costs before anything is committed.

  • Mobile visit to your address

    The barber, the folding chair and the kit arrive at your home, office or hotel floor. Forty minutes of work, no clippings left behind.

    Every tierOn request, four hours notice

  • Out-of-hours appointment

    Before 6am, after 10pm, Sunday, or a public holiday. Your barber opens a room for you alone, or comes to you.

    Premium and "You Know" - VIP and "You Know" - V-VIP onlyOn request, 24 hours notice

  • Event-day standby

    A barber stationed at your venue or set for the day, touching up edges between takes, before the first look, and again before the reception.

    "You Know" - VIP and "You Know" - V-VIP onlyQuoted per day

  • Whole-team grooming

    Two barbers, one room, a running list. Groomsmen before the church, a cast before cameras roll, or a sales floor before a client visit.

    "You Know" - VIP and "You Know" - V-VIP onlyQuoted per head, from eight heads

  • Grooming kit to take away

    A boxed kit matched to your head: cordless trimmer, edge balm, menthol tonic, boar brush, fine comb and a folding cape.

    Every tierIncluded on "You Know" - V-VIP, otherwise quoted

  • A barber travelling with you

    Your barber flies with you for a tour leg, a tournament or a two-week posting, cutting on your schedule in whichever city you land in.

    "You Know" - VIP and "You Know" - V-VIP onlyQuoted per trip

Pick these while you book. The booking form only offers what your chosen tier can actually have, so nothing is promised that we cannot deliver.

TW ABS FX

04Offices for Remote Workers & Forex Traders

Open 24/7

Quiet floor, hard power

Focus pods, trading desks, 99.98% uptime.

TW ABS FX is one quiet floor in Port Harcourt, and nothing you earn on it hangs on the state of the grid. Two fibre lines from separate carriers fail over in under two seconds, a 40kVA inverter bank picks up every socket the instant power drops, and the serviced diesel generator behind it held measured uptime at 99.98% over the last twelve months. We publish that log every quarter. Remote workers get six acoustic focus pods, mesh task chairs, 1.6m electric standing desks, a phone booth with a door that seals, two meeting rooms with a 65-inch screen already paired, full-height lockers, colour printing and secure parking inside a gated compound. Traders get dual 27-inch or triple 24-inch stations on wired gigabit, a floor with no café crowd and no walk-in reception traffic, and 24 hour fob access. The 2:30pm New York open and the midnight Tokyo open are ordinary shifts here. Only the dedicated trading desk carries a minimum, a live or funded account holding at least 1,000 USDT in your own name, verified once and never asked about again; day passes, hot desks and private offices ask for none of that, so a designer, a developer or a four-person team takes a seat on the same power and the same fibre. Everyone walks in to a desk still configured exactly the way they left it, and every plan settles in Naira or USDT.

  • 99.98% uptime, twelve months
  • Two ISPs with automatic failover
  • 40kVA inverter, generator behind it
  • Six soundproofed focus pods
  • Triple screens, 24/7 fob access
  • 1,000 USDT: trading desks only
Turnaround
Day pass today, trading desk cabled in 48 hours
Where
One Port Harcourt floor open 24/7, and a vetted desk sourced in Accra
Desks, plans and day rates

Offices for Remote Workers & Forex Traders

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  • Trading desks held by people who trade

    A dedicated trading desk asks for a live or funded prop account carrying at least 1,000 USDT in your own name. Send the broker name, the account number and one statement, and the floor manager checks it once before we cut your key. Day passes, hot desks and private offices carry no balance requirement. The desk itself buys you dual 27-inch or triple 24-inch IPS panels on gas-spring arms, cabling you route once, a lockable pedestal, and the same seat every session, arms left at the height you set them.

  • Two carriers, one automatic switch

    Two independent fibre lines from separate ISPs land in a router that shifts traffic across inside two seconds, so an MT5 session, a client call or a running deploy survives a carrier outage without a reconnect. Dedicated desks run on wired gigabit ethernet with a static IP on request, and the round-trip figures to the London and New York hubs sit on the floor noticeboard for you to check against your broker.

  • 40kVA of battery, then a generator

    A 40kVA inverter bank picks up the entire floor the moment the grid fails, with no flicker at the socket and nothing to restart, and a serviced diesel generator sits behind it on a fuel contract topped up weekly. That chain carries 72 hours with no grid feed at all. Measured uptime is 99.98% across the same period, and every member gets the log each quarter with outage minutes and generator hours included.

  • Quiet you do not have to ask for

    Acoustic panelling, carpet tile, six single-occupancy focus pods and a phone booth with a door that seals keep other people's calls off your charts and out of your standup. Mesh task chairs are rated for a 10 hour sit, desks are 1.6m and adjust to standing height on a switch, and no walk-in reception traffic crosses the floor because we do not sell coffee to the street.

  • Somebody is on the gate at 3am

    Security holds the gate all night, so there is a person at the door whenever you walk in. The air conditioning sits on its own circuit, and the espresso machine is never switched off at the wall. Round the clock fob access covers dedicated desks and private offices, so a midnight shift needs no arrangement and no phone call. Day passes and hot desks run 7am to 10pm.

  • Naira or USDT, nothing taken at booking

    Every plan here is priced in Naira and settles in Naira or USDT, and those are the only two rails we run. USDT is accepted on TRC20 or ERC20 at the published reference rate of 1,650 Naira to 1 USDT, so ₦165,000 a month is exactly 100 USDT a month, indicative until we confirm it. Nothing is charged when you book: the desk confirms your start date, then sends either a payment link for Naira or a fresh deposit address for USDT, and you pick your rail on the last step of the form.

Two carriers, 40kVA of battery, and a desk still set up exactly how you left it.

TW ABS FX

Packages

From ₦12,000 / 7 USDT per day

Day Pass

One day on the floor. No account, no balance test.

₦12,000per day7 USDT, approximately, on the USDT rail
  • No trading account and no balance requirement: book it and walk in
  • Any open desk, 7am to 10pm, booked from the member app
  • Both fibre carriers, wired or Wi-Fi, with automatic failover
  • Inverter and generator backed power at every socket
  • One hour of focus pod time and a day locker
  • Coffee, filtered water and kitchen access
  • Secure parking for one car inside the compound

Hot Desk

Any open seat, six days a week, no balance test.

₦55,000per month33 USDT, approximately, on the USDT rail
  • Open to remote workers, freelancers and non-traders, no balance test
  • Any available desk, 7am to 10pm, Monday to Saturday
  • Redundant fibre on both carriers at every seat
  • Inverter and generator backed power, no surcharge
  • 6 hours of focus pod time each month
  • 2 hours of meeting room credit each month
  • Personal day locker and 100 pages of printing
  • Secure parking and reception mail handling

Dedicated Trading Desk

Most chosen

Three screens, one desk only ever yours: 100 USDT a month on a funded account of 1,000 USDT or more.

₦165,000per month100 USDT on the USDT rail
  • 100 USDT a month at the published rate of 1,650 Naira to 1 USDT
  • A live or funded prop account holding at least 1,000 USDT, in your name
  • Broker name, account number and one statement, verified before we cut a key
  • Triple 24-inch or dual 27-inch panels on gas-spring arms
  • Wired gigabit line with failover and a static IP on request
  • 24/7 fob access for the Tokyo, London and New York sessions
  • A seat on the quiet side of the floor, with a lockable pedestal and desk lamp
  • Priority power circuit: first onto inverter, last off generator
  • Unlimited focus pod booking and 6 hours of meeting room credit
  • Quarterly uptime log and a direct line to the floor manager

Private Office

A locked door, your own key, room for a four-seat team.

₦480,000per month291 USDT, approximately, on the USDT rail
  • No balance requirement on the office, whatever your team works on
  • Enclosed acoustic office for up to 4 seats
  • Your own layout, up to 3 monitors per station
  • Dedicated VLAN across both fibre carriers
  • 24/7 access for every named member on the office
  • 20 hours of meeting room credit each month
  • Two reserved parking bays and a lockable server shelf
  • Company signage on the door and a landline extension
  • Cleaning after hours, so nobody moves your screens

Why people stay

Built by people who hate being kept waiting

Four services on one free membership, held to one standard.

One account. Four services.

UPWEAZ PHATION dresses you and your staff in any colour and any size. BBR COMFORT keeps 48+ cars and the crew that arrives with them. BNEW CUT gives you a named barber and a room with a door. TW ABS FX keeps your desk on two carriers and 40kVA of battery. Four brands, one login. Order fifty polos in your company green, hold a Rolls-Royce Ghost for Saturday and book Friday's beard trim in the same sitting, with one history and one invoice trail. No new sign-up every time you want something else from us.

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Services, one login

Two rails: Naira or USDT

Every price is set in Naira, with USDT on TRC20 or ERC20 at our published rate of ₦1,650 to 1 USDT. Nothing is charged at booking. The desk confirms your slot, then sends a payment link for Naira, or a fresh deposit address if you are settling in USDT.

We are early, not sorry

BBR COMFORT chauffeurs arrive ten minutes before pickup. Ninety-seven percent of BNEW CUT chairs start within five minutes of the printed time. Late on our side and your next session is on us.

Built in Port Harcourt, booked from ten cities.

The UPWEAZ PHATION cutting rooms, the BBR COMFORT garage and the TW ABS FX floor are in Port Harcourt, and that is where the standard is set. Cutting tables, trading desks and detail bays we own, staffed by people on our payroll. Lagos, Abuja and Uyo get our own fitting weeks, BNEW CUT grooming rooms and fleet. Everywhere else runs on a concierge desk: tell us the city and the date, and we build the fitting, the car or the grooming room around your itinerary. Accra, London, Dubai, Houston, Toronto, Johannesburg.

Your portal holds your sizes, your logo and every order

Create a free account and the portal opens. Track every booking from request to confirmed to complete. Your size profile and all thirty-one measurements sit on file, collar and sleeve included, along with your colour references and your logo files, so a repeat order of two hundred polos or a second suit starts at production instead of paperwork. Save your fleet favourites, your barber, your desk number. Approve artwork and fabric, then watch the order move through the UPWEAZ PHATION workroom. Invoices, receipts and membership savings in one place.

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Booking and tracking

Vetted hands only

Chauffeurs sit a five-year record check and a defensive driving certificate before they carry anybody. Barbers cut live for our lead stylist, then shadow for two weeks. Tailors sit a cutting test before they go near your cloth.

Power and signal that hold

Two fibre carriers, a 40kVA inverter bank that catches the whole TW ABS FX floor, and a generator on auto-start behind it. Measured uptime is 99.98% over twelve months. The grid goes and nobody on the floor looks up.

How it works

Four steps, and the first one is free

  1. 01

    Open your free account

    Name, email, phone. Thirty seconds, no payment details, no membership required to start. Your portal opens straight away and your measurements, addresses and preferences begin building from the first booking.

  2. 02

    Choose your service and set the brief

    Pick a package, then answer a short guided form. On BBR COMFORT and BNEW CUT you also pick a service tier, Standard through "You Know" - V-VIP. Attach a colour reference or an artwork file if you have one.

  3. 03

    We confirm and assign

    A coordinator reviews the brief and confirms within two working hours, usually much less. You get the name of your tailor, chauffeur, barber or floor host, the exact price and the date it lands.

  4. 04

    Enjoy it, and watch it in the portal

    Take the keys to a car washed and fuelled before dawn, or badge onto the floor at midnight because that is when your market opens. Whichever it is, the portal tracks it: production, the chauffeur on the way, the receipt, the savings.

Free to open, and we ask for no payment details. Nothing is charged until the desk confirms your booking.

The lookbook

What it looks like when we get it right

Membership

Join once, and every service knows your name

Three plans, ₦75,000 to ₦650,000 per month, each one a standing claim on all four services, and every service still books pay-as-you-go if joining is not for you.

  • Signature

    You want a standing barber slot and a desk when you need one, and you would rather stop asking the price.

    ₦75,000

    per month45 USDT

    A standing appointment inside all four services.

    Included

    • Two executive cuts a month at the BNEW CUT lounge in Port Harcourt
    • Eight hot desk days at TW ABS FX, fibre and inverter power included
    • One UPWEAZ PHATION shirt commissioned each quarter, cut from your pattern block
    • A full measurement session and a digital block we keep on file forever
    • 10% off every BBR COMFORT hire, weekends and public holidays included
    • A standing size and colour profile at UPWEAZ PHATION, so reordering a shirt, polo or cap in any colour takes one message
    • Your slot held on the same week you ask for it, Saturdays included, even when the open diary is full
  • Prestige

    Most chosen

    You book BNet most weeks of the month, across at least two of the four services.

    ₦220,000

    per month133 USDT

    Where most of our regulars land, and stay.

    Included

    • Unlimited BNEW CUT executive cuts with beard architecture and scalp therapy, plus one mobile visit a month to home or office
    • One free service tier upgrade a month on BBR COMFORT and BNEW CUT, so Standard arrives as Premium
    • Two chauffeured BBR COMFORT days a month across the premium SUV and sedan fleet
    • A dedicated TW ABS FX trading desk: dual monitors, locked drawer, 24-hour access, once the desk verifies 1,000 USDT on your own funded account (hot desks, day passes and private offices carry no such floor)
    • Two UPWEAZ PHATION commissions a quarter, agbada, kaftan or suiting, your call
    • 20% off UPWEAZ PHATION branding orders for your company, setup fee waived once a year
    • A priority production slot at UPWEAZ PHATION with your colour matched to a Pantone code or a photograph, and the rush lane every time at no extra charge
    • A named concierge on WhatsApp, 7am to 11pm, seven days
  • Sovereign

    You want a car, a barber and an office held open every week. Your diary is the only thing we cannot move.

    ₦650,000

    per month394 USDT

    The whole ecosystem, keyed to your name.

    Included

    • Four chauffeured BBR COMFORT days a month with the exotic class included
    • Every BBR COMFORT and BNEW CUT booking lifted to "You Know" - VIP service tier at no extra charge
    • A private office at TW ABS FX, keyed to you, meeting room hours unmetered
    • Unlimited UPWEAZ PHATION commissions with the cutting table held for you, ahead of the open queue
    • Your BNEW CUT barber blocked out weekly, at the lounge or wherever you happen to be
    • Branding free on up to 200 UPWEAZ PHATION pieces a year, artwork setup and per-piece decoration both covered
    • Global concierge across all ten cities: fleet, tailoring, grooming, hotel reservations and airport protocol
    • One annual wardrobe audit with a stylist, three hours, inside your own closet

Membership is optional: all four services book pay-as-you-go at standard rates, so you can order branded shirts, commission a suit, hire a car or take a desk without joining anything. Membership and every booking settle in Naira or USDT, and you pick your rail on the last step. USDT runs on TRC20 or ERC20, converted at our published reference rate of ₦1,650 to 1 USDT. Nothing is charged until the desk confirms.

In their words

Ten people who had somewhere to be

UPWEAZ PHATION
UPWEAZ PHATION cut agbada for me, my two brothers and the groom in three weeks, and every single one fit at the first fitting. My wife still talks about the lining. I only wish I had found them before we ordered the aso ebi somewhere else.
Rated 5 out of 5Uyo
Emeka NwachukwuFather of the bride
UPWEAZ PHATION
I sent my measurements from Houston, did one video call about lapels, and the suit landed eleven days later. The trousers needed a small nip at the waist and my tailor here did it in ten minutes. Worth every naira.
Rated 5 out of 5Houston
Osaze IgbinedionSubsea engineer
UPWEAZ PHATION
We put ninety of our field staff in branded polos through UPWEAZ PHATION, matched to our exact brand green, sizes from small to 5XL so nobody was told to make do. The embroidery is stitched, not printed, and it has survived a full rainy season on site. Setup cost more than the quote I got from a print shop in Aba. I paid it because the cheap batch we did before that lasted four months.
Rated 5 out of 5Port Harcourt
Ifeanyi ObioraHead of operations, engineering firm
BBR COMFORT
We move visiting partners from the airport four or five times a month with BBR COMFORT. Two years, one late car, and the coordinator rang me before I noticed.
Rated 5 out of 5Abuja
Ibrahim DanladiAsset manager, oil and gas
BBR COMFORT
Booked the black Range for a video shoot and they let us run past midnight without anybody phoning me about it. Paperwork on the first booking dragged.
Rated 4 out of 5Lagos
Dami OkiemuteMusician
BBR COMFORT
I took the "You Know" - VIP tier for my mother's eightieth. Two cars, a security operative who stayed out of every photograph, and cold drinks in the boot that I did not have to think about once.
Rated 5 out of 5Johannesburg
Nkechi Eze-DuruCardiologist
BNEW CUT
The BNEW CUT barber comes to my house every Thursday at 6am, so I am done before the first meeting of the day. He remembers exactly where my beard line sits, which sounds like a small thing until somebody gets it wrong.
Rated 5 out of 5Port Harcourt
Uche AnyanwuLead pastor
BNEW CUT
I did not ask for the scalp therapy. My barber talked me into it and now it is on my calendar. Forty minutes with my phone in a drawer where the office cannot reach me. That is the part I am paying for.
Rated 5 out of 5Accra
Ahmed BelloFounder, payments company
TW ABS FX
I ran my own setup at home for two years. Between the diesel and the hours I lost to it, a dedicated desk at TW ABS FX is cheaper. Power has not blinked once since January.
Rated 5 out of 5Port Harcourt
Chinedu OkonkwoProprietary FX trader
TW ABS FX
I take standups at 9am London time from a TW ABS FX focus pod and nobody on the call has ever heard a generator. The kitchen gets loud around 1pm and you catch a bit of it in the pods nearest the door.
Rated 4 out of 5London
Fisayo AdelekeSoftware engineer, London product team

Average rating 4.8 out of 50.0 average across 20K+ verified reviews

Our standard

One standard, every part of life

Nobody gets a well-run life by luck.

It comes from one decision made right, a hundred times over. The shirt still holds its colour after forty washes. The engine starts first turn on the morning it matters. The fade is sharp on day nine.

At the desk, the power never blinks and nobody has said your name in four hours. Most people accept good clothes and a punishing commute, a sharp cut and a noisy office, and decide average is fine.

We built the four services to close that gap. One standard, applied to all four, changes the way a person walks into a room. Port Harcourt taught us that, and every city we have opened since keeps proving it.

Origin

BNet Groups began in 2019 with one cutting table in Port Harcourt and a short list of clients who wanted clothes that actually fit. Those clients kept asking for the rest: branded shirts and polos for their staff, a car worth arriving in, a barber who understood a hairline, an office quiet enough to trade from. Rather than send them elsewhere we built each one ourselves, so today four services run on one login and one standard: UPWEAZ PHATION for premium branded wear in any colour and any size, plus made-to-measure, BBR COMFORT for exotic and premium cars, BNEW CUT for the salon and executive grooming lounge, TW ABS FX for offices and a trading floor built around remote workers and forex traders.

Where we are

Head office in Port Harcourt. Reach in ten cities.

Port Harcourt10 cities

  • Head office1
  • Studios3
  • Concierge cities6

Head office

1
  • Port Harcourt

    Nigeria

    Head office. Every pattern, key and desk starts in this building, and every other city is measured against it.

    18B Odili Close, off Peter Odili Road, Trans-Amadi, Port Harcourt, Rivers State

    Time zone: Africa/Lagos

Studios

3
  • Lagos

    Nigeria

    UPWEAZ PHATION fitting studio on the Island, plus the BBR COMFORT fleet we send to weddings and shoots.

    Time zone: Africa/Lagos

  • Abuja

    Nigeria

    BBR COMFORT executive transfers, an UPWEAZ PHATION fitting week every month and a members' meeting room.

    Time zone: Africa/Lagos

  • Uyo

    Nigeria

    One fitting week a month. Ask for the dates, they move. Grooming and transfers cover Akwa Ibom.

    Time zone: Africa/Lagos

Concierge cities

6
  • London

    United Kingdom

    We fit in Mayfair on Tuesdays and Wednesdays, and the finished garment flies out eleven days later.

    Time zone: Europe/London

  • Dubai

    United Arab Emirates

    BBR COMFORT handovers and chauffeured airport runs for members in transit, at every service tier.

    Time zone: Asia/Dubai

  • Houston

    United States

    Our cutter takes your measurements at home. Agbada and suiting ship to your door.

    Time zone: America/Chicago

  • Toronto

    Canada

    UPWEAZ PHATION drops ship here first, and a BNEW CUT barber travels in twice a quarter.

    Time zone: America/Toronto

  • Johannesburg

    South Africa

    Sandton. Event fleet and grooming on site, booked through the Port Harcourt desk.

    Time zone: Africa/Johannesburg

  • Accra

    Ghana

    Occasion wear lands before the weekend. No floor here yet, so we rent you a quiet desk in Osu.

    Time zone: Africa/Accra

Questions

The things people ask before they join

Getting started

2 questions

  • Because the booking is only half of what we keep for you. Your account holds your measurements, your size and colour profile, your logo files, your preferred barber, the cars you have hired before, your delivery addresses and every past order, so your second booking is a confirmation rather than a form. It also means the workroom already knows which green is your brand green, and your barber already knows how you like the neckline finished. Nothing in your portal is visible to anyone outside the people serving you.

Membership

1 question

Services

7 questions

Booking

2 questions

Payments & policies

4 questions

Still deciding?

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Four services on one free membership, held to one standard.

Free to open, and we ask for no payment details. Nothing is charged until the desk confirms your booking.